Paging Mr. Smith
I really hope Kevin Smith’s new movie Zack and Miri Make a Porno is as good as they say it is. This inflated ego overweight filmmaker and wanna-be actor has been making one lousy turd movie after the other since Chasing Amy . He’s also stunk up movie screens with lame cameos with appearances in films like Die Hard with a Vengeance and Daredevil. I won’t even touch that Jennifer Garner romantic comedy that he ruined. Oh wait, that movie sucked anyway. Mr. Smith has also managed to whore himself out wherever he sees fit… be it various speaking engagements where he talks about himself for hours on end (fanboy boners can only stay hard for so long) or bragging on his MySpace blog how he’s seen the latest cool movie (ie. Star Trek, Watchman) before anyone else. Sure, he dabbles in comic book writing as well – some good, some lame, but at some point the guy’s got to do something more than simply talking and dropping F-bombs in his scripts. I’m still trying to get the taste of Clerks II out of my mouth. That movie was an embarassment. Kevin Smith has been an embarassment for the last ten years. God, I hope Zack and Miri doesn’t suck.