On last night’s train wreck of an episode of Millionaire Matchmaker Patti set up a plus size “million-heiress “with a Hello Kitty obsession and the desire to find a “Jewish Matthew McConaughey”. Only problem is this woman was pitching way out of her league, and Patti really let her strike-out.
Robin, owner of a Manhattan PR firm, must have had some kind of intelligence to create a $1.7 million dollar business, but one wonders how when she wears more makeup than the clowns at the Big Apple Circus, sips wine through a straw, and proclaims to her money grubbing date “I like assholes.”
As on most episodes of MM, Patti threw in the all looks and no personality Luke to test Robin’s willingness to ignore her usual superficial tendencies and follow The Matchmaker’s rules. For a second we had a glimmer of hope when Robin chooses nice, chubby, retired NYPD Anthony as one of her mini dates. They both had chemistry and a shared admiration for dogs, which Luke pointed out the smaller the better to kick across the room. During Luke’s mini date he asked her to back a business venture as she squeezed his biceps and squealed repeatedly “You’re so hot!”
Sadly she chose the latter and their date was no different. Robin admittedly tells the camera with her overly red-lipsticked toothy grin, “I picked Luke because he was hot and that’s it.” During the date she continues to tell Luke how “hot” he is, that she wants to have sex with him, and offers to buy him a Maserati. Luke smugly tells the camera how he wishes she was more his body type but “keeps thinking Maserati “as his motivator. Continue reading