In the 1970s and 1980s, Major League Baseball made it a prerequisite that every player who signed must have a healthy swing or a solid arm – oh and a mustache. OK that last statement only felt true. Anyways, Tuesday’s upcoming Major League Baseball All-Star Game will make you long for the past when mustaches ran long and thick (and yes, that’s what she said).
Anyways, the people at the American Mustache Institute are giving some pushbroom love to you to compensate the lack of baseball mustachioed heroes next week. They’re offering tickets to the big game, which will be held in St. Louise.
To participate in their “All-Star ‘Stache Dash,” where a lucky person can score two tickets to the game, sign up to either Facebook (facebook.com/stachedash) and Twitter (twitter.com/stachedash). Good luck, and may your mustaches be thick and juicy like a BK Broiler.