Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes leave the final dress rehearsal of All My Sons at the Schoenfeld Theater last night. In this photo it appears they are dancing. They are not dancing. Tom Cruise, on another note, could fit in nicely in the Mad Men cast. Could you imagine him doing a guest spot? He never would but hear this now Mr. Cruise: appear in one or two episodes, pick up an Emmy, and you take that with your hilarious turn in Tropic Thunder, and you’ve got yourself quite a kickass couchless year. Continue reading
Katie Holmes returns to her All My Sons rehearsal after taking a break for lunch. I don’t know how she can wear long sleeves in the summertime. I’d sweat like a pig if I wore her outfit. I’d also be very, very homosexual if I wore that outfit. Those pants would also be way too snug.
Katie Holmes’ Broadway co-star Patrick Wilson munched on ice cream and stopped to sign a few autographs on his way back to rehearsal for All My Sons in the West Village. Wilson’s a stage veteran who once dropped his pants in The Full Monty. Um, the show. It’s not like the dude dropped his pants at a screening of the movie. Geez.