Dancing with the Stars: Week 6

I’m seeing a mirror ball trophy next to that MTV Video Vanguard Award…

“I always have a great deal of fun being with people. It’s part of the journey” – Cloris Leachman

Since this elimination was 6 weeks in the making; the classiness and charisma of Cloris Leachman upon her departure is just another thing everyone will always love about her. And Corky Ballas has got to be canonized a saint. Anyone who can put up with her madcap ways besides her husband is ok in my book. I’m hoping the powers that be bring him back next season; or soon after. Mind you, these are the same people that I pray bring John Taylor from Duran Duran to the ballroom..but that’s another story…The Cha-Cha-Cha proved to be the breaking point for viewers and judges alike. Even celebrity guest judge Michael Flatley needed to be kind after promising his dad (15/30). Speaking of the Lord of the Dance..if they do expand on the Boondock Saints franchise..is it me or with another nip/tuck; round of hair plugs; and pinstripe suits could Flatley pull off the role of a lifetime as the head of the Irish mob? I smell MTV Movie Award for Best Breakthrough Performance!

Maurice/Cheryl: Another week..another round of “Winner winner, chicken dinner!” After a week that showed an explosion of energy; Maurice fell back to square 1 with a Viennese Waltz that lacked chemistry and fluidity. Even with a Bert-less look to the Olympian and an improved posture; it did look like there was some elegance coming from Maurice. (21/30)

Lance/Lacey: It was bound to happen. In this season’s motivational segment; Lance found himself back in Florida rehearsing in the band’s old studio when all of a sudden..guess who shows up?? Why, Season 4 runner-up Joey Fatone and Chris Kirkpatrick!!!! What followed on the dancefloor was a performance that earned the worst dancer in boy band history top marks for the night. Their Jive was sharp, flaunting, and even got a “tee hee” out of Carrie-Ann. And for a first, we had our Monty Python-esque tribute to Len. Carrie-Ann: ”If Len were here tonight..” Tom: “He’s not dead!” (27/30)

Susan/Tony: Finding freedom was Susan’s main forcus this week..so Tony and La Lucci infiltrated an AMC outing at a club where Season 5’s Cameron Mathison helped out inspiring our classy diva. She broke out of the box with a Mambo that was intoxicating and primal..even with Tony’s buttonless shirt! However, the judges seemed mixed in her performance. Bruno will go to his grave swearing up and down that Susan was off musically. And yes Michael, the bickering is done every week. (23/30)

Brooke/Derek: The season’s frontrunner finally succumbed to the trend that has been following our contestants and their professional partners: injuries. After her fabulous Jitterbug last week, Brooke suffered a disruptive tendon that cost her a day of practice. Personally, their Rumba was indeed breathless; but again the judges were mixed. Carrie-Ann called her on the injury, knowing what she could do and what she has done so far. The classic moment came from Bruno. When Michael gave Brooke a 10; the look of incredulous disbelief on his face was priceless. (26/30)

Cody/Julianne: Another issue has plagues the gang this week. After being rushed to the hospital after last week’s elimination show; Julianne was diagnosed with endometriosis. It was in her best interest to have an appendectomy; and Edyta will be filling in for her next week. Hopefully, Cody will bring his intensity and improved stature to her to work with. The Samba had its techniques, but Bruno felt that it was more of a Paso Doble/ (23/30)

Warren/Kym: Each week, Warren has been consistent and even is beginning to be compared to Season 3 winner Emmitt Smith. What Warren has is more of an emotional connection to his routine and the role he portrays. This week was no exception; as he and Kym delivered a sensitive and entertaining Rumba that showed passion and soul. He is bringing whatever it takes to the table each week and will not restrain himself. (25/30)