Top Ten Toys with Mustaches

Put down your slinky ’cause here is the Top Ten Best Toy Mustaches of all time…

10. Purple Pie Man: Strawberry Shortcake’s arch-nemesis had a sinister yet silly looking bert.

9. Ken Doll: Barbie’s bo donned the bert as Hollywood Legend Rhett Butler in 1994.

8. Don Mattingly: Starting Lineup’s lineup also included George Bell and Dan Quisenberry.

7. MC Hammer: His mustache had 24 points of articulation.

6. Ned Flanders: This is one of several Simpson’s figures made of Springfield’s favorite neighbor.

5. Dr. Mindbender: Cobra Commander’s right hand man kicked Joe butt with his mean ass ’stache.

4. Mr. Kotter: Someone please set us up with an ebay account.

3. Chuck Norris: Led the Karate Kommandos with his punch and his pushbroom.

2. SD “Special Delivery” Jones: 1980’s WWE Jobber had a bert and most importantly his own doll.

1. Bespin Security Guard: This Star Wars ‘Stache is considered the Holy Grail of Action Figure Fuzz.